Tuesday, November 12, 2013

Austin, We Have a Problem

Readers, prepare to feel a combination of laughter and pity, for this is what my current blog entry and entries for the forseeable future will be composed on.....



BEHOLD! The world's biggest iPad. 

Many moons ago (February), this computer decided it would no longer close properly. So I kept it open and tried to reinforce it with duct tape. And here we are in November, the adhesives have finally dried out and cried surrender to the sheer weight of the 17" screen. Like watching the elastic on your favorite yoga pants give way 20 lbs after you bought them, making them forever "all-you-can-eat-ice-cream buffet-but-the-buffet-is-actually-just-10-pints-of-hagen-daz-on-your-coffee-table-pants".  
This is what you are like, computer.
So, readers, enjoy your upright laptops. Cherish them. Love them like children. And buy some new yoga pants. 
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1 comment:

  1. Melinda DjemantNovember 14, 2013 at 9:02 PM

    I love you and your People of Walmart laptop!

    (Though if your yoga pants truly looked like this, you'd have to run those errands on your own...there's only so much you can ask of a friend.)

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